from issue #1 of Nasty, sidebar items.
When you hear these famous pick-up lines from Phil and Andrew:
P & A: Can I take some pictures of you?
A: Wanna help me make some tie-dyes?
P: Will you have my baby?
A: Wanna come over and watch 90210?
P: Have you seen my little black book? ‘
A: Hey, can I buy you a shot of jagermeister?
P: Wanna come over and watch “The punishment of Ann” or “Caligula?”
THE FIVE MOST DISTINGUISHABLE CHARACTERISTICS:
striking resemblance to John Lamb
his taco bell-u
chocolate milk breath
his Bette Davis eyes
infatuation with Madonna
(note: for the record, I still say “the punishment of anne” is still a worthwhile movie to watch. “caligula” you could live without seeing.)